247CM fotografering | Diggy Lloyd
247CM fotografering | Diggy Lloyd
Going to a yoga class has always sounded to me like going on a bad Tinder date — you know you aren't interested within the first 10 minutes, but you're already there, so you feel like you have to stick it out for at least an hour.
For years, I avoided taking what seems to be everyone's preferred fitness class. Whenever I chatted about workouts with friends, the conversation eventually led to favorite workouts , how tough they were, and if they were worth returning to. When yoga was brought up, most people were shocked that I had gone this long without ever taking a class.
The truth is, I never took a yoga class not because I was reluctant to try something new, but because I had always felt like I wouldn't like it. I've always loved high-energy workouts that keep me moving at a fast pace. You can usually catch me at the gym starting off with 45 minutes of cardio on the treadmill, elliptical, or stair climber, then, moving to weight machines and free weights for both my upper and lower body. Yoga seemed like the total opposite of exercise I would enjoy doing. Plus, I'm not exactly what you would call a calm person — I won the 'Most Talkative' superlative in the fifth grade for crying out loud.
After turning down invites to join my mom and my best friend for their weekly yoga class for over a year now (yes, they're friends), I was on a business trip and was offered the opportunity to take a yoga class. I took it, even though I wasn't thrilled about the idea. I was going to be among other fitness editors and writers my age and thought that, if anything, it would be a good bonding activity. I was also curious to see if what I thought would make me dislike yoga would happen to be true. For the record, I went into it with an open mind and was prepared to be zen AF, but it didn't go quite like that.
It was warm, comfortable morning at an outdoor venue with dozens of eager yogis and occasional class goers gathering for a 9 a.m. Vinyasa yoga session. I felt super official in my no-slip grip socks and excited to get my workout done first thing in the morning .
Jeg prøvede at koncentrere mig om min vejrtrækning, holde mine øjne lukkede og endda tørre mit sind rent. Jo mere jeg prøvede, jo mere begyndte jeg at tænke på alt fra arbejde til ærinder til den der akavede ting, jeg engang sagde i gymnasiet.
Vi startede let med en bjergstilling for at få vores kroppe i gang. Til sidst byggede vi op til andre klassiske positurer som nedadvendt hund, roteret trekant og sideplanke. Selve træningen udfordrede helt klart mine muskler og fik mig til at svede lidt, især fordi jeg ikke er vant til at lave planker og forvrænge min krop på den måde som yoga kræver. Det var imponerende at se, hvor ubesværet nogle af mændene og kvinderne fik det til at se ud. Jeg, på den anden side, kunne ikke komme i tankegangen til at slappe af - at træne i det langsomme, opmærksomme tempo kedede mig bare.
Jeg elsker at gå i gymnastik for en sved session, fordi det fjerner alt, hvad der tynger mig den dag. Når der ikke er høj musik eller konstante bevægelser til at kanalisere min energi, som under yoga, sidder jeg tilbage med mine tanker. Jeg prøvede at koncentrere mig om min vejrtrækning, holde mine øjne lukkede og endda tørre mit sind rent. Jo mere jeg prøvede, jo mere begyndte jeg at tænke på alt fra arbejde til ærinder til den der akavede ting, jeg engang sagde i gymnasiet.
Yoga is harder than meets the eye — I was sore the next day — so I'm not bashing its physical aspect at all, but mentally I don't think I could ever truly relax and appreciate each and every muscle movement as other people in the class did. Hats off to them, but it's just not me. Regardless, I went through all the moves and tried to pull off the yogi persona as well as well as I possibly could. Honestly, the only thing getting me through the class was knowing I could grab breakfast afterwards. I was waiting to experience the relaxation that everyone talks about (and trust me, I tried), but instead I just found myself wishing that I was exuding more energy in my workout.
Sure, every yoga class is different and maybe another version, like a cardio-yoga hybrid class , ville passe bedre til mig, men jeg er ikke optimistisk. Den overordnede stemning af yoga er bare ikke noget for mig, og det er 100 procent OK. Jeg vil holde mig til cardio og vægte. . . og bare Namaste væk fra yoga fra nu af.
